Curbside Stories

 Photo from here . Jennifer Lopez officially joins the American Idol group wearing a sparkling silver jumpsuit.  This lead me to thinking, American Idol will never ever be the same again.  Her hair is so luscious and gorgeous, though. I still don't know what to expect from J. Lo, I don't know her judging style (although, she once became a mentor) and her style sense has become so unpredictable.  The next American Idol will definitely be a fusion of music and fashion. 

Cutouts.... well, cut it out or be a don't like her.  I can name three don'ts in this photo alone.

I hate thongs!  No, I did not put this sign somewhere to declare my feelings against the fabric-deprived underwear.  Thongs worn by women may be forgivable because of some wardrobe and fashion concerns. There is an option.  If you are conscious about those ugly panty lines, why don't you wear seamless panties instead? Thongs worn on your feet is a yes, other than that and anywhere else, it is a no (especially if it is proudly peeking out of your pants and worn as a swimwear).  Imagine a man with a body of  a pro-wrestler wearing a despicable thong!  Eeeewww!  You can view more silly signs at Sign Spotting .  Really funny site.

WARNING! This blog post contains photo and/or words that may be offensive to minors.  Please do not read this with a kid beside you.  In case the kid has already read this, carefully explain the proper use of underwear--bra for that matter. Photo from frankyvoigt. Under normal circumstances--meaning, you are not acting a whore's role in a movie or play--you should not let your bra peek out of your clothes... unless your shirt is sewn with the bra in front.  I don't know what it is with some female celebrities who find happiness wearing clothes that shows off their bras.  It is a NO in any angle no matter how expensive your bra is.

Rompers and jump suits worn by any kid (even teens) will perhaps make them land on the cutest do's in town, but for a grown up woman to wear such hideousness is a sure entrance ticket to the worst don'ts of all and this blog's Bad Fad edition.  Grown up stars wearing this, they will be punished, are Lauren Conrad , Mary J. Blige , Jessica Biel , Evangeline Lilly ,  and Tina Fey (would you believe?).  I can be forgiving if rompers and jump suits will be worn inside the house and not on the red carpet, unless your intention is to have a wedgy that you can proudly show off to paparazzis or unsuspecting innocent bystanders.